100 YEARS RICK AND MORTY
Subliminally. Say things like, “The other day I rounded a corner and there was a clown. I-cecreamed.” Or “I really angered my friend Isaac the other day and boy did Isaac-ream me out.”
Or just buy your own dang ice cream!
Addams Family Values (1993)
Gomez knows how its fucking done.
Gomez gives out better relationship advice than like 90% of dudes.
Gomez Addams is a suave motherfucker who loves his wife more than his own life.
Everyone should want a Gomez. He’s p cool.