Posted 5 hours ago

grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

Posted 1 day ago

senfood:

100 YEARS RICK AND MORTY

Posted 1 day ago
wheezy how can i get my husband to buy me more ice cream
vegetariannn asked

wheezytumblr:

Subliminally. Say things like, “The other day I rounded a corner and there was a clown. I-cecreamed.” Or “I really angered my friend Isaac the other day and boy did Isaac-ream me out.”

Or just buy your own dang ice cream!

Posted 1 day ago

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

itlooksgoodfromouterspace:

iwonderhowlongicanmakemyusername:

I love this comics

I’M GONNA BUILD A DECK

These are the best thing

Posted 1 day ago

fwentyonepilots:

You know that one song in an album you always skip over and then when you decide to listen to it ur like well holy fuck me

(Source: haylerwilliams)

Posted 1 day ago

Liam recently said that you continually say inappropriate things to him

(Source: jenniferlawrencedaily)

Posted 1 day ago

onlinegf:

I almost forgot this actually happened

Posted 1 day ago

ibraake:

@drivenbyboredom 

©Ibra Ake

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intensional:

i got 99 problems and probably about 94 of them come from my lack of motivation to do anything

Posted 3 days ago

theamazingindi:

no cinematic moment in the world comes close to donnie and mikey holding this funeral for expired mouldy pizza

Posted 3 days ago

augenss:

- Tupac Shakur

Posted 3 days ago

obstinate-nocturna:

bemusedlybespectacled:

inkfromtheoctopus:

Addams Family Values (1993)

Gomez knows how its fucking done.

Gomez gives out better relationship advice than like 90% of dudes.

Gomez Addams is a suave motherfucker who loves his wife more than his own life.

Everyone should want a Gomez. He’s p cool.

Posted 3 days ago